Does anyone wanna tell me a funny story or joke?

Well, my friend and i played a practical Joke on my boyfriend. When he was playing tennis, we snuck in his car and stuck pads to his steering wheel. and we left girl razors and shaving creme in there. and we drove away, then he ran in his car and like had a spaz attack. lol. then he chased us down. I thought it was funny.

Poll: Do you think I can finish making 1000 paper cranes before March 20, 2010?

I really hope you do it, and I really think you can! A suggestion though, listen to The Beatles while you do it. It should really inspire you to finish. They always inspire me to get things done!

Since the Columbine shooting and the Virginia Tech macre, what have schools done to impove our safety?

okay, im doing a project on school shootings, and if you guys can help and let me know what people have done since then to improve our schools id appreciate it. I know, they've put cameras and metal detectors in some schools, but what about schools who have no metal detectors, are they safe?

Why do people still support Obama?

Has anyone realized that Obama and Bush have had the same policy? the same staff with the same goals? Bush had an iron fist Obama has an iron fist with a velvet glove. sure it looks good and feels good till you get hit by it. how is it that he supports fascism and no one can tell? some of the key factors to Nazi germany were Fraudulent elections, Obsession with crime and punishment, Obsession with National security, Disdain for intellectuals & the arts, Cooperate power is protected, labor power is suppressed, Controlled m media, supremacy of the military, Identification of an enemy as a scapegoat as the unifying cause, Powerful and continuing Nationalism, and disdain for human rights.Oh do any of you even know that the sun and how much WATER is in the the air causes global climate? carbon is just an element that plants breath if i were to tell you dihydrogen monoxide causes global warming and you need to sign my bill to reduce its effects you would probably say oh sure. just because it sounds scary. when in fact you just banned WATER. Carbon is a fundamental part of life and you exhale pounds of it a day that's why the Carbon tax is going to be a tax on breathing. Over 80% of the worlds carbon-dioxide is removed my ALGAE not trees. if you people actually studied what these "people" are talking about it makes no sense. sure there is over pollution but Carbon isn't the enemy. metals like aluminum that there dumping on us though planes causes Alzheimer's and is killing trees all over california. look this stuff up please for your own sake for your children's sake. get rid of this Overruling government and bring back the power to the people. or your children will end up in a fema camp for disagreeing with the government. what happened to protecting the constitution? if you even imply taking guns away or forcing us to take this health care plan what good were all those lives that fought for it. my question still stands why do people still support obama when all this is happening and he stands by and watches.

I need help losing 43 pounds?

Ok well I'm 16 years old and I weigh 213lbs and I'm 5"6. I really need to lose weight, I've been fat my whole life and I'm sick of it. I was wondering if anyone could help me make an exercise and diet plan. I already exercise.I walk on the treadmill everyday for 1hr, I dont think this is enough, I think I need to exercise more because I stay at home all day and usually just sit and watch tv, and for food well for breakfast I have Special K cereal and for lunch I usually have a sandwich, and for dinner I usually eat whatever is made. I drink like 4 gles of water everyday as well. I have a problem with snacking between lunch and dinner, I just go into the pantry and eat whatever I see. I cant tell my parents not to bring that kind of food because I have a little brother and the snacks are for him. Also I don't want to try any diet pills or whatever I just want to exercise and eat healthy. Also I cant go to the gym. I have a treadmill and a stationary bike that's basically all I can do. I know I can't lose 43 pounds before school starts but I'd like to be at least in the 100's by then which is in like 7 weeks. So if anyone has any ideas I would really appreciate it.

Geisha/Hanamachi info. anyone?

I want to go to Japan to observe the life of Geishas. I do not know much besides research on the internet and obviously you can not go inside a okiya or hanamachi on the internet. I was wondering if they have hotels in hanamachi and if you could pay to go to Geisha performances. I know that Geishas are supposed to be really upscale and graceful...But, ive heard they are ociated with prostitutes. Has anyone been to hanamachi? What is it like?

Why hasn't the national news media mentioned...?

the fact that Venezuela is allied with Iran, and that Lopez Obrador, one of the contestants in Mexico's Presidential race is friends with Hugo Chavez, the President of Venezuela, and that Iran could send a nuclear bomb to Venezuela, which could then send it to Lopez Obrador, who could then smuggle it into the U.S.?